Jokes Sms

Sardar was Reading Financial Times… Headlines: “Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion.” Sardar – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta” :P

A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentine's day, "I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace". Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it.

If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day. Don't be sad as most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well. Happy Valentine's day!

Valentine's Day dilemma: Jidhar Apna Crush Hai; Saala, Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai!

Valentine's Day special gift IDEA: 1. Ask your Gf what she wants. 2. Buy online. 3. Enter Your Gf's address. 4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Friends I am Collecting Gandhiji’s Photos. Give your Contribution 2 my Collection. A small Condition is - It must be on 500 or 1000 Rupees Note :D

Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ? Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata? Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece."

Hazaron Ladkiyaan Aisi Ki Har Ladaki Par Dam Nikale, Par Jiss Ladaki Par Dam Nikale,.. Uska "Add As Friend" Option Hi Band Nikale !! :D

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha - dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo tumhare sath padhti hai, 1st aayi hai. . ..Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh??.. Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. :P

Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar me koi nahi hai, aajao.. Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :P Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif bhi hota hai :D

Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt .. A boy threw a letter to a GIRL, And fell near her BROTHER !... Shittt ! . . . . . . . . And his brother was a GAY Oh shitt :-P :-D

Boy To Jyotishi.. Boy:-Meri Koi GirlFriend Nahi Ban Rahi hai..? Jyotishi:-Kaise Banegi Bhai..?? KUNDLI Me SUKH HI SUKH Likha hai...Mauj Kar :)

Husband ko Market Jaate hue Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu... Husband khud ke Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya !!!

Sanskrit teacher : what is the meaning of 'Tamaso-ma Jyotir-gamaya'? Student : Tum so jaao Maa, mein Jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon !! :-D

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think, i am pregnant! Husband: Ya, and i know who's the daddy !!!! Wife : Who ? Husband : McDonalds !! :P

Ladkiyan jab arguement harti hain toh akhir me kya bolti hain..??? ... WHAT EVER I DONT CARE...:P

When a boy loves truly he behaves like a child!!! BUT When a girl loves truly she behaves like a mother!

A successful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE Husband gives money, gifts, dresses & wife takes it. Wife gives advice, lecture, tension & husband takes it.

Ek Ladka Or Ladki Park Me Ped Ke Niche Bethe The Tabhi... Ek Old Aadmi-Beta Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?? Ladka-Nahi Uncle Ye to meri Pooja Hai aapki Sanskriti Kisi Dusre Ped Ke Niche Hogi :P

Neighbor Aunty: Beta tum job karte ho? Me: haan Ji Aunty: Kitna time hogaya? Me: Ji 6:30 baj gaye :D

Height of courage - Senior student during ragging:" In your marriage i will kiss ur wife !. Junior student:" Fine...I will marry your sister..:P

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha.. Sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho? Sardar bola : maine padha hai “sunday is a holiday” :-)

Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. ;)

What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook. :P

Teacher: Johny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his? Johnny: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.

Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots. Banta: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.