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Sardar was Reading Financial Times… Headlines: “Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion.” Sardar – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta” :P

A wife after waking up from her sleep on Valentine's day, "I just had a dream that you bought me a diamond necklace". Husband: Go back to sleep and wear it.

If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day. Don't be sad as most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well. Happy Valentine's day!

Valentine's Day dilemma: Jidhar Apna Crush Hai; Saala, Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai!

Valentine's Day special gift IDEA: 1. Ask your Gf what she wants. 2. Buy online. 3. Enter Your Gf's address. 4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don’t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

Friends I am Collecting Gandhiji’s Photos. Give your Contribution 2 my Collection. A small Condition is - It must be on 500 or 1000 Rupees Note :D

Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ? Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata? Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece."

Hazaron Ladkiyaan Aisi Ki Har Ladaki Par Dam Nikale, Par Jiss Ladaki Par Dam Nikale,.. Uska "Add As Friend" Option Hi Band Nikale !! :D

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha - dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo tumhare sath padhti hai, 1st aayi hai. . ..Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh??.. Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. :P

Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar me koi nahi hai, aajao.. Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega :D :P Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif bhi hota hai :D

Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt .. A boy threw a letter to a GIRL, And fell near her BROTHER !... Shittt ! . . . . . . . . And his brother was a GAY Oh shitt :-P :-D

Boy To Jyotishi.. Boy:-Meri Koi GirlFriend Nahi Ban Rahi hai..? Jyotishi:-Kaise Banegi Bhai..?? KUNDLI Me SUKH HI SUKH Likha hai...Mauj Kar :)

Husband ko Market Jaate hue Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu... Husband khud ke Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya !!!

Sanskrit teacher : what is the meaning of 'Tamaso-ma Jyotir-gamaya'? Student : Tum so jaao Maa, mein Jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon !! :-D

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think, i am pregnant! Husband: Ya, and i know who's the daddy !!!! Wife : Who ? Husband : McDonalds !! :P

Ladkiyan jab arguement harti hain toh akhir me kya bolti hain..??? ... WHAT EVER I DONT CARE...:P

When a boy loves truly he behaves like a child!!! BUT When a girl loves truly she behaves like a mother!

A successful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE Husband gives money, gifts, dresses & wife takes it. Wife gives advice, lecture, tension & husband takes it.

Ek Ladka Or Ladki Park Me Ped Ke Niche Bethe The Tabhi... Ek Old Aadmi-Beta Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?? Ladka-Nahi Uncle Ye to meri Pooja Hai aapki Sanskriti Kisi Dusre Ped Ke Niche Hogi :P

Neighbor Aunty: Beta tum job karte ho? Me: haan Ji Aunty: Kitna time hogaya? Me: Ji 6:30 baj gaye :D

Height of courage - Senior student during ragging:" In your marriage i will kiss ur wife !. Junior student:" Fine...I will marry your sister..:P

Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha.. Sardarji aap kyu har sunday holi khelte ho? Sardar bola : maine padha hai “sunday is a holiday” :-)

Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. ;)

What is the Difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying… & the other ensures you continue to do so.

Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook. :P

Teacher: Johny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his? Johnny: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.

Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots. Banta: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

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1. Had a really great "Night Out" last night, According to my police report.
2. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.'
3. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
4. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
5. The road to success is always under construction.
6. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
7. Born to express not to impress.
8. Silent people have the loudest minds.
9. Sometimes it's easier to pretend you don't care, than to admit it's killing you.
10. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
11. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.
12. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14. When someone says, "You've Changed", It simply means you've stopped living your life their way.
15. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
16. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
17. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
18. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
19. You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
20. When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!
21. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
22. If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
23. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
24. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
25. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
26. Be a good person, But don't try to prove.
27. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
28. Some people are alive only, Because it's illegal to kill them.
29. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.
30. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
31. When i was born..Devil said.."Oh Shit..!! Competition".
32. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
33. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
34. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
35. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
36. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
37. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
38. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
39. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
40. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
41. I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class.
42. Warning...I know KARATE.......And few other oriental words.
43. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i'm God.
44. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
45. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
46. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
47. Nothing is over until you stop trying.
48. Person you love is 72.8% water.
49. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
50. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.
51. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
52. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
53. she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china".
54. I drink to make other people interesting.
55. If at first, you don't succeed..Keep flushing.
56. Save water drink beer.
57. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
58. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
59. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
60. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
61. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
62. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 
63. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 
64. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
65. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
66. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
67. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
68. I love my job only when I'm on vacation
69. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
70. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
71. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
72. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
73. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
74. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
75. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
76. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
77. I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
78. That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
79. If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
80. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
81. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
82. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
83. Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
84. Sometimes you succeed.... and other times you learn.
85. There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
86. When there's a will, I want to be in it.
87. Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
88. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
89. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
90. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
91. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
92. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
93. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".
94. Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..
95. Hey there whatsapp is using me.
96. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
97. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.
98. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!��
99. “Success” all depends on the second letter
100. facebook whatsapp is my frinds